Secret Krampus
Nov. 2nd, 2025 11:57 pm
Hello, horrible humans! Let me tell you about my SECRET KRAMPUS.
Since you're all bad to the bone and you're only going to get coal for Christmas, I thought I'd offer you a consolation prize.
"A prize?" I hear you ask. Definitely a prize! I hope it makes you scream and promise to be better people next year. Hahaha!
So what is this prize?
It's a fic or art of your choice, but because I never give away anything for free, you will have to work to get it.
"What do I have to do?" I hear you whimper.
First, you must be + 18 and enter the exchange. Send me and my goblins your name and email, along with your likes and dislikes. I'll carefully match you with your unlucky recipient and then you get busy. What you produce must be eldritch inspired, so make it weird and sinister or ghostly. Check this if you need to be inspired. Christmas is coming and the goose is getting stuffed. What you stuff it with is entirely up to you.
Rules
Register by November 8th, on or before 5pm PST.
Content must be eldritch themed and related to Supernatural characters or their actors. Crossovers are welcome. Definitely no AI permitted. You must do the creating, because this is a gift. Fic should be at least 1000 words. Art should be at least 1 scary panel.
Post on or before December 25th at 5pm PST.
How to enter: Send an email to krampuseldritch@gmail.com filling in the following info:
- Name/Pseud:
- Email address:
- 3 suggestions about what you'd like in your gift, bearing in mind that your writer may not use them.
- Writing preferences. Things and people you would like to write/art about
- Reading preferences. Things and people you would like to read/art about. Things and people you absolutely don't want to read/art about.
I will invite you to SPN Eldritch Discord Server and match you with your secret Krampus recipient on or before November 12th and email you with your donee. You will then write or art furiously, in time to ensure your partner gets his or her scare, on or before December 25th.
Your fic should be at least 1,000 words long. Your art should include at least one piece. You can do both a fic and art if you really want to curry favor with me.
Absolutely no AI! The whole point of this is to give someone a lovely present. I'm moving away from fossil fuels right now, so you will get no coal if you dare to use AI, but you may get an electric shock instead. I love my taser! Hahaha!.
Please email me to acknowledge you received your secret Krampus recipient when you get it. I'll check in with you on December 15th to make sure you're on track. If you have questions or concerns that are not answered above, I'm not Santa Claus, so no wishing on a star or leaving lists. Send an email with your pitiful questions and concerns, or ask them here in Discord and give me a good laugh. I dare you.
Don't tell your krampus partner about it. It will spoil the surprise, and I'll come for you with my taser. Post your gift to Ao3 on or before December 25th at 5pm, PST to show Uncle Krampus just how good you can be. Ha! Ha! Ha!